Tag: humor
group name: scifi
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September 21, 2006 06:06 PM EDT --
NEW YORK CITY. The organizers of Spain's top fashion-show created a stir recently when they turned away a slew of top models on the grounds that they were too skinny, but scientists who . . . more
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October 11, 2006 08:09 AM EDT --
ROSWELL, New Mexico. Floyd Knox is a long-time public servant in this town known for tales of alien encounters, but he's less enthusiastic about extraterrestrial activity than he used to be.
"Last . . . more
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July 10, 2006 07:57 PM EDT --
BOONEVILLE, Mo. Lloyd Yoder, a heavy-equipment operator for a construction company, is a big man with strong opinions. "I love my family, huntin', fixin' up the . . . more
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November 03, 2006 11:17 AM EST --
LA JOLLA, California. Genetically-modified "cool" mice whose body temperatures were set one degree below normal live longer lives and are able to counsel dorky lab workers, according to a Scripps . . . more
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January 15, 2008 10:33 PM EST --
The ole Colonel received the most wonderful New Year's Day present from mona d. when he arrived home from a recent trip to the Eureka OHC, Nevada. On the porch was a UPS box and inside a Portable . . . more
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February 09, 2007 08:21 AM EST --
HOUSTON, Texas. The National Aeronautics and Space Administration today bowed to the weight of scientific evidence and agreed to add chaperones to all future Space Shuttle flights and International . . . more
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September 07, 2006 01:43 AM EDT --
You have your character sheet laminated so it doesn't get ruined in the hot tub.
You buy your dice at Sharper Image.
You don't try to bribe the DM - you send your lawyer over to negotiate a better . . . more
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July 10, 2008 01:47 AM EDT --
The ole Colonel has written quite a few stories about Lady Kenmore appliances for Gather (see below). They generally lack much practical information but have expanded on a range of issues including love, . . . more
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October 16, 2006 12:04 PM EDT --
ATLANTA, Georgia. Streptococcus Pyogenes, the flesh-eating virus that has caused loss of limbs and even death in humans, today checked into a private weight-loss clinic in order to shed excess weight he . . . more
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June 29, 2008 11:09 PM EDT --
It is indeed a sad day at the Old Hippie's Corner (OHC). At 11:15 AM today, the Colonel pulled the plug on his beloved 26 year-old Lady Kenmore refrigerator. Suffering from a failing compressor, . . . more
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June 18, 2007 01:46 AM EDT --
If you are a contrarian by nature and view this world as a bit ass-backwards, you might enjoy a trip to the anti-universe. Physicists make a big scary deal about the power of this dark nether world with . . . more
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December 04, 2006 08:18 AM EST --
I'm Chamberlin Hoffested, with your Channel 893 news for the evening. Our top story is an unusual one at best.
37-year-old Xeckstech mailroom staffer Fahid Dela Fuentes was having lunch with coworkers . . . more
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April 14, 2008 07:32 PM EDT --
I think this one of the funniest things I seen about Star Trek in a long time. A friend e-mail this to me.
1. The Enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field of a
type it . . . more
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August 28, 2006 09:29 PM EDT --
PRAGUE, Czech Republic. Long-time civil rights leaders Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton arrived here today determined to take up the cause of Pluto, which was downgraded to "dwarf planet" . . . more
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October 31, 2006 03:56 PM EST --
LONDON. Astrophysicist Stephen Hawking and his second wife Elaine have filed divorce papers with Cambridge County Court, and individuals close to the family say that Hawking's insatiable curiosity . . . more
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February 07, 2007 08:58 PM EST --
KNOB NOSTER, Mo. Clell Furnell, a life-long resident of this peaceful town approximately seventy miles southeast of Kansas City, has become resigned to the fact that he will probably miss out on . . . more
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June 21, 2007 02:32 PM EDT --
I had the opportunity to catch up with both of the supposed villainesses of this story shortly after it happened. What follows is an edited transcript of my interview with the allegedly wicked witch, . . . more
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July 20, 2008 01:09 PM EDT --
The Best of Everything's Opinions Are Righter Than Yours . This appeared there first:
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As the world watches in The Dark Night this weekend a "superhero" . . . more
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March 07, 2007 08:49 PM EST --
This is my first game post, so I thought I'd stick to something I like and know pretty well. These lines are all from various SF/Fantasy movies. Time to get your geek on and see . . . more
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April 15, 2008 04:56 AM EDT --
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